It's amazing how some people can speak such good English and yet some speak in a language which they THINK is English, but actually sounds like some 'alienated' language. It really is amazing.. and funny. This post may sound mean but I just got to say it.

When I reached my house last night, I saw a missed call on my phone and so I messaged the person who called me.

I said, "Hi sorry. May i know who called?"
The person replied, saying, "I'm sorry to,hai...What is your name?"
"Who's this?"
"You name is angeline,my name is rigo..."
"Were you the guy at macs just now?"
"Nating...I thing i wrong,i'm sorry so much,i do your fon namber in my fon.Bye...Pls delet my namber fon,u n i,i thing...U my fren becouse i wan't to do to spake in english langaue.Becouse i dot know spake in englis langaue.Khent u spake in malay?"
"Huh? i'm sorry. I can't understand what you're saying. But i don't speak malay. Do i know you? How did you get my number?"
"I get your number fon?I don't know...Becouse to day i take my fon,i thing you fren cange fon andend daear put your namber fon to this is my fon,your namber fon have in my fon i dont know,becouse my fon i buye to day,i'm sorry so much becous i thing u dont know what's i spake.I m sorry becouse i dont know spake in english langaue,few..Have,u hate me?"


Then, I didn't reply. I couldn't understand a thing he was saying.. Haha. Anyway, everything here, I copied word for word. So yup=) laugh while you can.. Or deprive yourself of laughter. I know you want to laugh, so just LAUGH!!!!